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PostSubject: You Might be a Terrorist if....   You Might be a Terrorist if.... I_icon_minitimeSun Apr 14, 2013 4:00 pm

·If you enjoy singing How Great Thou Art and Amazing Grace – you might be a terrorist.

· If you say “bless their heart” after you hear that someone did something really, really stupid – you might be a terrorist.


· If you believe Jeremiah was a prophet and not a bullfrog – you might be a terrorist.


· If you feel obligated to say you’ll pray for someone after you’ve gossiped about them – you might be a terrorist.


· If you watched The Bible on the History Channel and thought it was badass – you might be a terrorist.


· If you believe it’s wrong and ungodly to hijack airplanes and jam
them into skyscrapers full of innocent people – then you might be a
terrorist.


· If you think Billy Graham has been a great gift to our nation – you might be a terrorist.


· If you celebrate Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter – you might be a terrorist.


· If you made the day you got saved your birthday on your Facebook
page verses the day you actually popped out of your mama’s bottom – you
might be a terrorist.


· If you give money towards the preaching of the gospel and to works of charity – you might be a terrorist.


· If you love your neighbor as yourself – you might be a terrorist.


· If you recognize, appreciate and wish to pass on to the next generation America’s godly heritage – you might be a terrorist.


· If you like the Declaration of Independence, our Constitution and the Bill of Rights – you might be terrorist.


· If you have Jesus Take the Wheel on your iPod – you might be a terrorist.


· If as a single man, you have told a homely single lady that, “all
you’re looking for is a godly woman and that you don't care that she’s
not attractive." – you might be a terrorist.


· If you believe Jesus is Lord and not the state – you might be a terrorist.


· If you raise your kids to be productive, independent and righteous
kids who love God and our country and not be narcissistic entitlement
hookers – you might be a terrorist.


· If you believe love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it
does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not
self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs and
does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth - you might be a
terrorist.


· If you believe the Golden Rule is a pretty legit tenet to live by – you might be a terrorist.


· If you have a fish sticker on your mini van – you might be a terrorist.


· If you take umbrage that you would get pitched as a terrorist
because all of the aforementioned Christian stuff – well … you might be a
terrorist.

http://townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2013/04/14/i-went-to-bed-a-christian-and-woke-up-a--terrorist-n1566874/page/full/
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PostSubject: Re: You Might be a Terrorist if....   You Might be a Terrorist if.... I_icon_minitimeSun Apr 14, 2013 4:19 pm

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If as a single man, you have told a homely single lady that, “all
you’re looking for is a godly woman and that you don't care that she’s
not attractive." – you might be a terrorist.

And a good thing for him that he is! He could be meeting Jesus
lots sooner than he expected with that line! goooogle


           
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PostSubject: Re: You Might be a Terrorist if....   You Might be a Terrorist if.... I_icon_minitimeSun Apr 14, 2013 4:39 pm

Dove wrote:
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If as a single man, you have told a homely single lady that, “all
you’re looking for is a godly woman and that you don't care that she’s
not attractive." – you might be a terrorist.

And a good thing for him that he is! He could be meeting Jesus
lots sooner than he expected with that line! goooogle

I have this on a 78 RPM record. Recorded and released in 1963. It soooo fits in with the last two comments. Dovie-doo, please don't kill me. lol!


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Our resident D.J. spinning the platters! lol!

I remember singing that song. It must have been the beat.
It couldn't possibly be from anything I ingested. crazy chicken


           
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I can't member my birthday,anniversary or where I put my glasses,but oddly enough,I can remember the words to that song!!!!
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