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Subject: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Wed May 29, 2013 2:35 pm
Ran across this today while sufin' the net. I just HAD to share it. Hey, I'm a guy, ALL GUY alright, but next time I'm at Walgreen's or what-not I'm buying me some (GASP) pantyhose. Yeah, that's right, an I'll consider rearranging the nose on the first face that laughs. (said with my most intimidating Marine Drill Sargent look)
Finding practical uses for ordinary items has always been a hobby of mine. It all started when I had my first apartment way back when and I used toothpaste to patch up nail holes left in the wall as I was hanging posters using the trial and error method. After that, there was no looking back. I was hooked on using household items in unusual ways.
It has been my experience that most prepper’s have this same penchant for wanting to use ordinary items for extraordinary purposes. Myself? I feel pretty clever in this regard. But today I have to tell you, Above Average Joe has me beat. Who would have thought that pantyhose could be put to practical use in a bug out bag?
Read on.
My BOB Has A Secret…And It Isn’t Pretty.
If you are heading out for a weekend camping trip or a disaster is on its way and you need to hoof it on foot to get out of dodge make sure you always have a few pair of these in your gear:
That’s right the secret weapon in my Bug out Bag is pantyhose… er maybe I should call them Man-tyhose.
It might not be a very manly thing to carry and I get a few funny looks when I step up to the counter at CVS with a pair of Pantyhose… but this is survival planning and you looking manly is trumped by being prepared.
Not only are these cheap to buy but there are dozens of alternative uses for them and they take up practically no space. Check out the list below for a small sampling of what these can be used for:
You can wear pantyhose as extra layer beneath your normal clothes to keep warm in cold weather. Use pantyhose to prevent bites and stings. Wear pantyhose under your shorts or pants to protect against chiggers, ticks, and other biting insects. If you are going to be trekking through water, wear them to protect yourself from jellyfish stings and leaches. Stretch a pair of pantyhose over a “Y” shaped branch or stick and use as a skimmer or a fishing net. You won’t catch a 10lb catfish in this, but you may be able to pick up a few smaller fish to eat or use as bait for a larger fish Use pantyhose to secure bait while fishing. Place bait in the pantyhose and secure it to a tree or anything sturdy in order to to keep from losing bait while fishing. Use pantyhose as a pouch or bag to carry things. Use pantyhose to fasten or bind things together instead of twine or bungee cords.. You can use pantyhose as a belt to keep your pants hiked up. In first aid, you can utilize pantyhose as a tourniquet or to hold and/or secure a bandage or hot and cold pack. Use pantyhose as a first round filter to strain any collected water. The water will still need to be treated or boiled but this first line of defense will help to clear the water of any large particles. Use pantyhose to prevent blisters. I saw a lot of comments in one of my previous articles about using pantyhose to keep your feet blister free and I just wanted to highlight it again here. Cut the feet off of a pair of pantyhose at the ankles and wear them under your socks. They will help cut down on the friction between your shoe and your foot, thus reducing the risk of blisters.
Pantyhose look terrible on men… plain and simple, but they were never designed for us but the great thing about them is that they are extremely stretchy and most have a sizing guide so that you can take a guess at the size you should buy.
I’m not saying that these should be worn on a regular basis, but in a survival situation the benefit of having those in your pack outweigh any blow that your pride may take when purchasing them. And if you really can’t break down and buy a pair of them for yourself, I’ve actually seen a few places that sell them in camouflage for the real manly man.
Or if you have the extra cash you can always buy underarmour, but when you can get 10 pair of pantyhose for the cost of 1 pair of underarmour, I would rather save my money for something else.
These are just a few examples of what a little ingenuity can bring you in a survival situation; can you think of a few more that I may have missed?
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Wed May 29, 2013 3:40 pm
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Wed May 29, 2013 4:11 pm
Hehehehe, you just inspired me to by the Full Metal Jacket Blu-ray. I've never seen the movie so I watched a few clips on YouTube. I love movies like that. The D.I. starring Jack Web is my favorite Marine Corps Drill Instructor movie. It's a 1950's classic.
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Wed May 29, 2013 4:40 pm
Don't let this incite you to run to Tj & back, but I thought you'd like.
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Wed May 29, 2013 9:46 pm
I always had a pair in my car in case the fan belt went I used it to replace said fanbelt till I got to a place where I could get a new said fan belt.Also good for tying around hoses in same car..( maybe not todays modern cars, but the older types)
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Wed May 29, 2013 10:11 pm
Hehehe, then there's always Mantyhose. For the well dressed chic metro-sexual. Uhhhhh, no! And that goes for the kilt too. No offense meant towards our friends in Scotland where this is a traditional mans garment.
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Thu May 30, 2013 10:41 am
Why do the Scots wear kilts?
Because the sheep have learned to run when they hear a zipper.
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Thu May 30, 2013 11:19 am
Actually a kilt (an authentic one, not the skirts you see now) would be an excellent addition to any he-man's bug-out bag. They're waterproof like a raincoat, keep the body warmth where you want it, double as a sleeping bag, keep one's feet drier when hiking and much more ...
Not a bug-out trick but knee-hi nylons keep cabbage worms out of your broccoli plants. Just put one on a young plant and let it grow into it. It really works.
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Thu May 30, 2013 4:34 pm
jem wrote:
Actually a kilt (an authentic one, not the skirts you see now) would be an excellent addition to any he-man's bug-out bag. They're waterproof like a raincoat, keep the body warmth where you want it, double as a sleeping bag, keep one's feet drier when hiking and much more ...
Not a bug-out trick but knee-hi nylons keep cabbage worms out of your broccoli plants. Just put one on a young plant and let it grow into it. It really works.
Yeah jem I knew I'd read something along those lines somewhere at one point. Much like everything else from antiquity, it served a practical purpose(s).
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Thu May 30, 2013 6:50 pm
Antiquity, my middle name.
I've got a $20.00 gift card from Walgreens. Wonder what kinda looks I'm gonna get from the check-out clerk when I show up at the counter with a couple of pairs of pantyhose? Can't wait to see. I'll find out in a few weeks when I go pick up my prescriptions.
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Subject: Re: You Have WHAT in Your Bug-out Bag??? Thu May 30, 2013 7:47 pm
researcher wrote:
Antiquity, my middle name.
I've got a $20.00 gift card from Walgreens. Wonder what kinda looks I'm gonna get from the check-out clerk when I show up at the counter with a couple of pairs of pantyhose? Can't wait to see. I'll find out in a few weeks when I go pick up my prescriptions.
Just be careful of what else you're buying that shopping trip.