Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
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Subject: Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:46 am
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Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
October 12th, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.
After several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were defeated.
They shrunk back and began to hiss.
"Noooo!" cried Senator Richard Blumenthal.
"It burns us! Take it away!" He dove under his desk to hide from its light.
"Agggghhhh!!!" screamed Senator Cory Booker, his skin sizzling at the sight of Jesus on the cross. "I'll get you one day, Barrett!"
"Looks like Booker's blasting off again!" he shouted as he jumped through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man in an attempt to escape the burning.
Senator Mazie Hirono made a loud hissing noise and growled at the cross. Her head began to turn around and around like a demonic owl. Then, she vomited pea soup.
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Subject: Re: Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:28 pm
Looks like something straight out of the Babylon Bee.
Make no mistake, Amy Coney Barrett has a higher IQ than the entire Democrat party, COMBINED!
!! FOXTROT JULIETBRAVO !!
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Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
Subject: Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix 
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