Earth's mid-life crisis (notso much)

" Don’t be surprised if the Earth buys a Ferrari, dons a leather jacket and starts bulk buying ‘Just for Men’ in the next few years as according to scientists our planet as entered middle age."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/watch-out-for-the-hot-flushes-a-few-billion-years-away-earth-enters-its-midlife-crisis-8690170.html

Programming shaken, not stirred.