Do something awesome today and enjoy your extra day this year. I'm gonna make sushi today and I plan to eat every bite of it myself.
And . . . hug your favorite Mohammedan (pork be upon him) cause it gets even better tomorrow. March 1st is National Pig Day. Invite your favorite jihadi to a beer and pig roast cookout. It's being held in the park across the street from the Mosque.
!! FOXTROT JULIET BRAVO !!