Due to the rising cost of medical tests, all you can do is pee under a tree and wait a bit..
If ants gather, you have diabetes
If the grass dries up, it's high salts
If it smells like barbeque, your cholesterol's high
And if you forget to pull up your pants, you've got Alzheimer's
I want to know the thoughts of God. Everything else is just details.
A Miracle is when God makes His Reality our Experience