Well Folks, President Trump Just Royally Screwed the Pooch

SIGH! I still support Trump - mostly - but for crying out loud would somebody PLEASE break his twitter finger!
 
I suppose by now y’all have heard about the terrorist attacks in Barcelona Spain, courtesy of the religion of peace. If you need to learn about ‘em then see the links below.
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799836/People-hurt-van-crashes-pedestrians-Barcelona.html
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4800830/One-dead-explosion-near-scene-Barcelona-attack.html
 
Now, onto Trump and that butt-sore pooch. After sending his condolences to Spain and offering help he got an itchy twitter finger. Trump in this case needed some sever fact checking. Of course his twitter finger is real stupid and he did something really, REALLY bad. He let his twitter finger get ahead of his brain. Entire story at link, quote snippet below also.
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4800500/Trump-renews-fake-terror-story-Blackjack-Pershing.html
 


 

Donald Trump on How To Screw the Pooch wrote:

Trump's anecdote is a fictional story that he told in South Carolina ahead of the state's Republican presidential primary in February 2016.
 
The story centers on Pershing's supposed killing of prisoners during the early 1900s when his army was targeted by an insurgent guerrilla campaign of Muslim 'Juramentados' who targeted Christians with gruesome sword attacks.
 
Pershing was governor of the Philippines' Moro Province at the time. 
 
'They were having terrorism problems, just like we do,' Trump said. 'He caught 50 terrorists that did tremendous damage and killed many people and he took the 50 terrorists and he took 50 men and he dipped 50 bullets in pig's blood.'

'And he had his men load his rifles, and he lined up the 50 people, and they shot 49 of those people, and the 50th person, he said; 'You go back to your people and you tell them what happened'.'
 
'And for 25 years,' Trump ended, 'there wasn't a problem. For 25 years there wasn't a problem. Okay? Twenty-five years, there wasn't a problem. So we better start getting tough!'
 
On Thursday Trump upped Pershing's effectiveness by 10 years, to 35.
 
Problematically for him, the bullets-in-pigs-blood episode never happened.
 
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