NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO LIVE IN A SNOWBELT UNLESS YOU
KNOW THE TWO BASIC INGREDIENTS FOR SUSTAINING LIFE IN A BLIZZARD.
I MEAN FIRE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO THIS!
AND YOU KNOW THE OTHER PERSON'S THINKING IT TOO, AND THE OTHER-OTHER PERSON
HAS PROBABLY ALREADY CHECKED THE FRIDGE, AND YET......IT'S COMING OUT OF SOMEONE'S
MOUTH....YOU CAN'T STOP IT....... IT WILL BE SAID!~
IF YOU HEAR A STORM'S COMING, YOU ARE OBLIGED BY A LONG AND PECULIAR TRADITION TO GIVE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE...
AND IF THE ANSWER'S 'YES, EUREKA! WE HAVE BREAD! AND MILK, TOO!'
THEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. YOU'VE DONE WHAT YOU HAD TO DO......YOU WILL SURVIVE!
NOW. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DECENT REPRESENTATION OF BOTH ITEMS, THAT'S GOOD ALSO,
BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS GOING TO HAVE TO, WITHOUT QUESTION, MUST HAPPEN, GO TO THE STORE!
AND THEN YOU CAN GET CHOCOLATE! AND COOKIES, TOO!