An out of place post for this forum, BUT ya'll will thank me for it later

or my wife is the one that actually should get the credit....make your own butter in under 5 minutes for 1/3 the cost of buying it at the store....its real butter....she got it off of a youtube video and it works!....we paid almost $10 for a block of amish butter a while back and my wife can make a bigger block for less than $5....reply back if you're interested and i'll look up the video and post it.....if you own a food processor, you can make real butter

That's awesome.  And maybe you have real milk?  Without the 100 steps between you and the cow?
I don't have my food processor anymore tho.  I can see why you'd need that.   Anything else would get bogged down.