This pet rock is making me sick, literally!

Yes I mean the rock we live on!

[Uhgenda] 21 after the water!
[Cons tituition] maybe up for Convention-al Change... (now what might that be... GN's & Free Dumb of Speakeasy, could be mohr... certsunly woahn't bee terminal limits.)
Grocery Stores now controlling us too.
Sky Spiders laying tox ick brane frogging vale ober uz.

I may bee overseen by a looky lew in a truck.. not shure yet. But roadent is noticed and surveiled since day 1.. did not belong, circles the wagon train on too many trails but eagles I has been focused on dem doing dat.
Been curious as Felix the Cat is while pacin da back 40 minus 38.

ASN [amerika's spy network] {NsA} comeputators much in needy ov spale chicker, dey hab funn dscripten dis.

Tink I bee maycan uh knew landuage? Mite knead uh gnu webstores dikshunury.
0 wale, nuff sed puff wit a bigg huff.

lader

Kno dunt nead meds but 0 duz, muz makim crazee.. got my hed spinin laytlee.

Cee duh stoars dat be cloethzin?
U besst git da stuffin dat yah neadz 4 bee tooooo layte!!!
Meenzit PEEps!!

you could always try something like this
" baceuse ouy era rtinyg 2 dsgiuise it" or something like that.
They say as long as you use all the letters.... and begin with the first, in each word, and end with the last,  people should be able to read it o.k.

Diss knotgud.... sendin  

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jem wrote:

A little catnip for the kitty? He looks a bit stressed.

He knows that the dastardly Master Cylinder is about to conquer the world.

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Spring are you OK? Seriously, get some rest. There's no need to speak in code. Sometimes you need to stop trying so hard and let things happen on God's time. God has a plan and it's all going to work out just as he planned and not something forced by us.

Springy you got me worried for you. Take a break please. You deserve it. Or you might find yourself in a nice little hospital with nice nurses trying to help you. RELAX!

I bee 0k, jess trien ta saah ours en menuts ruhnin owt ta git resorses.

Glad your back Spring. Jibberish isn't like you.