On the lighter side~

I just watched the Ted Talk.  Def. worth the time !!!  
I'm passing it on !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6_eu8fc4CQ

Hahaha!

https://imgur.com/gallery/WUEBUtK

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FORGOT THE MILK...

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 RESCUE HORSE

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Just a reminder that Ramadan 2019 started Monday May 6th.
So in celebration . . .

i ran across this last night:



They say it's an actual sign at the border.

hahaha

OH~MY~GOODNESS!   THAT COULD BE THE FUNNIEST EVAH!

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

OK, I'm embedding this over to here so it doesn't get lost. Credit for the original find however goes to our one and only, Dove.

Thanks Researcher ! Dove know how to find them !

Man card has been revoked!
Beta soy-sipping sissy and total wuss!
At least the man was on top!
 
Momma, don’t let your son grow up to be a wussy-pussy.
 
https://twitter.com/ashhmaas/status/1151656583593701376
(short 15 second video)
 
 

Thanks to Spring for this one. Saving it here for posterity.

Let's play a game. It's called "spot the android". They look remarkably similar so look closely.

Ready? GO!

  

Oh yeah:

Sheeple with herd mentality. Everybody’s doin’ it!
 
Funny? Sure as heck is and have a laugh. I used to love watching Candid Camera back in the day as a young sprout. Never missed it. However DO get the deeper message being sent here.

I was always "labeled" as "a non-conformist" growing up. (remember those people?) I haven't change a bit.

Dare to march to a different drummer!
 
2½ minutes.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRoiTWkBHU

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6nr9CkXoAAs48j.jpg:large

Prophetic some? This was posted on YT yesterday and today he suicided. Doubt it'll stay on YT very long.

Oh no you're writing a suicide note! @ 5min 20 sec

https://youtu.be/aIuhwk61SRM

It's makin' fun of Trump but comedy is comedy and I gotta admit it was just a little entertaining. Just a little though. Found it on Hot Air linked below. Go see what they had to say about it. Hey, it's The Simpsons, and they lampoon everybody and everything. 

https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2019/08/21/trump-vs-squad-simpsons-edition/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhaWVG0o1I

FLAT EARTHERS HARD AT WORK~  hahahaha

https://imgur.com/gallery/Qb6AyHc

FLORIDA ON HURRICANE WATCH   heehee~

https://imgur.com/gallery/ypmseOk

Nooooo~~~

https://imgur.com/gallery/HHurtZZ

I DID A LOT OF THIS YESTERDAY~DON'T KNOCK IT.  IT WORKED! 

https://imgur.com/gallery/PdtZEGP

Hehehe, so far the flat earth machine hard at work was the best one. It made a believer out of me.

A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson. This is what he said. "Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 6 year-old grandson asked if he could say grace."

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!"

Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong Grandpa? Is God mad at me?"

After I assured him that he had done a terrific job and that God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my grandson asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for the soul."

Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then he did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you, you grouchy old bitch. You must be a Democrat, shove it up your ass and cool off!"

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it! “

https://twitter.com/JohnWHuber/status/1177328967105286156

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFa92FjUYAAIQs_.jpg

Over Weight Patient: - Obesity runs in my family
 
Doctor: - NOBODY RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY

https://i.imgur.com/o4o4ia8.jpg

I've seen some mighty unusual user names in my day but this one takes the cake. Found this one today under a FOX News article in the comments.

Wonder what this dudes story is? Anyway, it's 'out there' and good enough to share. The Tourette's come-back had me all over  

What’s in a name? I want one. I’ll take two please.
 
And what car do you drive, sir?
I drive a Subaru FU . . . .
 
The new Subaru Forester F.U.*.K.S edition – spotted at an auto show in Singapore
 
Go ahead and laugh. I did.   

Hahaha     WHAT were they thinking !  Hey, you got a new car.  Yep.  What is it?  ah..never mind,
I'm just going to return it.

Too much doom & gloom lately. Time to resurrect this thread.

Hehehehehehehe !!!

It’s like the Twilight Zone meets Lost in Space. Ahhhh, the high tech wonder world of 1961. I was 9 years old, everyone was building fallout shelters in their back yards, and kids were doing Duck and Cover drills in school. The future looked bright. 16 minutes of pure fun for anyone looking for a quick escape.
 
“Can my machine talk to your machine”? How’s that for a pick-up line?
 
AT&T Archives: Seeing the Digital Future (1961)
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avHo0-qU8xo
 

If at first you don't succeed, fail fail again!

Sad thing is - we all know people just like this woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko

https://twitter.com/jamesgillian01/status/1278463749255499778/photo/1

You really should read the fine print

Do you have trouble sleeping?  I just found this site. (First off, I have good internet ) I let it run all night last night and it's the first good night of sleep that I've had in probably ... years.  I have awakened in the past every night thinking of the things I need to do, should have done and regretted doing in my life.  The evil one tries  to  discourage me but this  utube sure did soothe . Fluff your pillow and try it.  There are several different speakers so give more than one a chance. One voice I don't care for, but several are very soothing.  It's called Abide.. I like the speaker at 4:20:00- The screen is dark at that time too so no flashing in the room. When there is  a picture, it is usually soft nature.     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfCasdVav0