On the lighter side~

That was great Judy.  Loved that it came with it's own video.    And no intrusion for me.  I have to have happy breaks.  

Bordercollie got a U-tube channel! Who-da thunk it? Was nice to see Dixie bossin' those cows on your other video.

Thank ya'll.  . I love those little peas.  
Dixie is my protector and  very loyal .  I need to furnish dramine with the Dixie video though  . 
 If I can find it, I may add the miracle calf video to that channel. 
    Ya'll might remember that  several years ago, there was a calf born in dire shape ( like a  limp sack of potatoes Unable to stand. I asked the Lord to help me with it when everyone else had given up. Well when I was speaking with the Lord about it that cold December evening outside the barn,  I ask Him "what should I do Lord" ?  I then  looked back at the little calf and it managed to raise it's head up and looked at me.  This warm wind blew over me and I knew right then that I should try my best.  After a night's sleep, I woke up knowing what to do. It wasn't easy  though,- I had to do my part, but the little thing walked after much tribulation .  The Lord provided  me the strength and the knowledge to build what I needed to do  in order to suspend him up and He gave his mama  calmness.  She would walk over to him  and with a little feed  enticement ,got close enough for him to nurse!   This was days after he was  able to suck a bottle. He was very weak and no muscle still... A very long story but maybe can find the video so you can see. I praised the Lord all the while...  It truly was a miracle.. sometimes the answer is yes !

“Good boy” Why terriers are better than cats at exterminating rats.
 
4 minutes – good fun
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwk-bFxMbo0

People getting creative with art made of cicada shells. Might as well make the best of the plague of noisy bugs.
 
Some people have come up with a creative solution for the flood of cicada shells that have cropped up across the country – with monster-inspired art.  More at the link below. Pretty cool, huh?
 
https://www.foxnews.com/science/art-cicada-shells-summer

Probably shouldn't put this here - BUTT - the devil made me do it!

LOL!   That's FUNNY!

 
 
Must have been a Ball Python.   
 
"The younger man kept 11 non-venomous constrictor snakes and a gecko in his apartment"
 
If I were that gecko, I would be petrified!   
 
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https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-bitten-neighbors-python-toilet-austria
 
 

Quote :

The 65-year-old victim 'felt a "nip" in the genital area' shortly after sitting on the toilet
 
A man in Austria was bitten by a 5 1/4-foot python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.
 
The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor’s apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner.
 
Police said the younger man kept 11 non-venomous constrictor snakes and a gecko in his apartment.

Inspired by the Dove post below in today’s daily.
 

Dove wrote:

Stone Henge is fake?  Oh why not?

https://twitter.com/M3G3MIKEQp17/status/1413946650939166720

Go spy with your own little eye all the wonders of:
 
Foamhenge
Phonehenge
Fridgehenge
Carhenge
Boathenge
 
All at the link below with plenty of photos. My personal fav - fridgehenge - hands down. 
 
https://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/11/the-most-bizarre-versions-of-stonehenge.html


Butt - they missed Bamahenge in Alabama (has nothing to do with that quadroon  usurper BHO).

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/bamahenge

Fridgehenge definitely !  LOL.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/12/public-message-from-burger-king-workers-to-bosses-goes-viral/

According to the article, working conditions and a tyrant boss were pretty bad.

Take THAT you big bad boss!

A man came to my door and showed me a card saying he was a DEA agent and he said that I had marijuana growing in my pasture. He asserted that he had a right to go out there and look for weed. I just told him to help himself. When he got to the middle of the pasture, my mean old bull noticed him. The bull charged and the dude started running and screaming for me to call off my bull. I yelled back "Show him your card!"

Just you wait until Catturd sees this. It's really REALLY worth the 4 minutes to watch this one. U-tube or twitter - your choice. I'ma rootin' for the cat. So was the crowd.


https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1422378779100520448



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBFWMjElFu8

Nancy Pelosi updated her portrait. It does so bring out the twinkle in her eyes, don't ya think?

I think I just found the most perfect salad recipe ever. Can't wait to try it.

He should be ashamed of himself . . . but he isn't.

I should be ashamed of myself for sharing this video . . . but I'm not.

2½ minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4jGA0Wr7ps

Dogs jumping over the barrier fence a problem? Here is the perfect solution.

18 seconds & done!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjEX8GWMhrE

How to play "Happy Birthday" Like Beethoven, Chopin, Brahms, Bach and Mozart
 
I double-dog dare you to not smile!
 
Mr. Chopin, how many notes would you like written on your piece?
Chopin: "I paid for 88 keys, so I will use all 88 of them."
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaZveHbxAYs

Total fail again. This salad obviously needed more bacon.

With the price of all sources of protein skyrocketing, some have resorted to consuming venison testicles as they're still under a buck.

Horse Paste - Ivermectin Side Effects


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDTqZeThAQ

A CNN reporter walks into a neighborhood tavern and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy at the end of the bar wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat. It didn't take an Einstein to know the guy was a Donald Trump supporter.
 
The CNN guy shouts over to the bartender, loudly enough that everyone in the bar could hear, "drinks for everyone in here, bartender, except for that Trump supporter.
 
After the drinks were handed out the Trump guy gives the CNN guy a big smile, waves at him and says, in an equally loud voice, "THANK YOU!”
 
This infuriates the CNN reporter. So he once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the guy wearing the Trump hat. As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Trump guy. He just continues to smile and again yells, "THANK YOU!”
 
So the CNN guy again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Trump guy. And again the Trump guy just smiles and yells back, "THANK YOU!”
 
At that point the aggravated CNN reporter asks the bartender, "what the hell is the matter with that Trump supporter? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him and all the silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”
 
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

Jaws gets his revenge. Sorry Charlie. That's no "Chicken of the Sea". Throw it back.

A few fun things I ran across.

Somethings a little squirrelly about this new brand of tuna.

Don't you just love dogs? And don't dogs just go GAGA over balls? Enjoy this 38 second clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On4jYu0Laec

The September 18, 2021 riot in D.C. that never was. All dressed up with nothing to do. This day must be preserved in memory.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f73/17/16/29/12/no_fed10.jpg

Meme Meme Meme Meeeeemmmmeeeee

Folks are having so much fun with the "J6 riot" Fed-bois photo. I just can't resist bringing them over for y'all to see. Here's two more. Hope you have a good laugh. The MAGA one is priceless.

The teacher asked Lil' Johnny what his father did for a living. Lil' Johnny said “he dances in a gay cabaret strip show and goes home with gay men for money”. Teacher called him aside later and asked if that was true. Lil' Johnny said “no mam, he really works for the DNC but it was just way too embarrassing to admit in front of the class”.

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This woman did as she was asked and paged a party for the customer...heeee

https://twitter.com/HeatherG_1776/status/1440431687997952002

Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Islamophobic AI
 
I almost laughed myself to death. Just wait for the AI replies on Muslims – that part starts up at about 11 minutes into the video. Set some time aside and get comfy - then start the video.
 

Quote :

AI, finish this sentence - A Muslim walks into a Synagogue . . .

 
Total time to watch – 27 minutes (shorter if you don’t survive your fits of laughter)
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MYm9ktd9Gvg/
 
First published at 15:21 UTC on September 22nd, 2021.
 

Covid Shots I can get behind - I hope all the booster shots will be available soon.

Be afraid, be very afraid! Unfounded PARANOIA on the cusp of madness afraid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukIoZ8d3Ew&t=2s

Worlds greatest cop!

17 second video. Be prepared to smile & maybe even laugh. This is the kind of “activism” and “police reform” we need. Enjoy.

Let's go Brandon!!!  

https://youtu.be/s5-6fodiOR0

PRICELESS ! ! !

Little less than a minute - and worth every second of that minute too!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/pqOr3qjWsG1O/
 

46 glorious seconds. I love Shango’s U-tube channel. The explosion was perfect timing. I watch all his repair videos.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOgcKy8vJQw

Hehehehe . . . .  FJB FJB FJB

22 seconds - 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDQdwPoWJw

When English in Japan goes horribly wrong.

Methane Emissions in Boston Six Times Higher Than Thought
 
https://weather.com/science/environment/video/methane-emissions-in-boston-six-times-higher-than-thought-new-research
 
BAD BAD greenhouse gasses, but, they left something out. I’ll show y’all the real cause below folks. Eat ‘em – eat more of ‘em, and fart your everlovin’ hearts out Boston.