On the lighter side~

Bohemiam Trumpsody  


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05gKtHWjGY

So THAT'S where all the toilet paper got off to!

Hehe !!  That looks like where  the paper towels took off to also.

bordercollie wrote:

Hehe !!  That looks like where  the paper towels took off to also.

We can blame hunters too. I got the evidence to back that up with too.

Uh oh ..   I sure hope user  checked that for a snake resting place   first !

I like the one where the hitchhiker asks the driver 'why did you pick me up, I could be a serial killer?' and the driver said 'The chances of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical.'

Retrieved from the good old days archive.

Remember when?

I was taught from an early age that a man never hits a lady. That is so yesterday. Besides, I see no ladies present in the GIF below.
 
I could watch this loop for hours.
 

I've had 5 cats over the years. I'm telling you - cats are evil, evil, EVIL !!! But I still love 'em anyway.

HUMOR: Girl gets Covid vax and has a few side effects. About 20 seconds to watch. No embed code provided so you’ll have to see at the link.
 
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Got The New Covid Vaccine I Feel Good
 
http://newtube.app/user/MyAmericana/WVMRNKJ

So...I heard you had a bunch of 11's on 12-21-20.  
I'm SURE it's nothing..
just one of those coinkys we believe in...
until it's not convenient...
watch that tick tock again...
shake, baby, shake....

teasing you !   lol. 
I can do that cuz it's Monday.  You can't do that on a Sunday.  heehee

Dove let us know about this video yesterday. DARPA and Boston Dynamics are hard at work to create their version of dystopia. Imagine these things coming after you for wrongthink. Having said all that, this video is three minutes of fun, but when the fun part stops and . . .

I'm putting it here since it's now on U-tube and can be embedded. The link Dove gave had you click away to another window.

Sound on - enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw

Now, that is scary...

bordercollie wrote:

Now, that is scary...

Imagine a swat team of those robo-thingy's doing a "courtesy" knock on your door at 2am in the morning right before they break it down.  

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Dove posted this in her 30 Dec. daily but it so richly deserves a place in this topic too. I save it and hosted it from my computer so if the link goes away we'll still have it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqhBJToXIAAMIoO?format=jpg&name=large

I can imagine it, Researcher and Dove.. and will they actually knock ??

FAST FOOD   

Enjoy this short comedy skit, “Transtronauts” – a testicle spectacle.
 
5 minutes
 
https://www.brighteon.com/fd297f0e-c4cd-4220-a079-968512efeff1
 

I can so relate to this. This was composed in 1965 before no child left behind and common core became a thing so it's gotten much much worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKGV2cTgqA

When you have too much time on your hands on any old Saturday afternoon.


The Floppotron: Sweet Dreams
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfkPCZYfFw



 
The Floppotron: Mission: Impossible Theme
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd_IISXafRc




Bohemian Rhapsody on FLOPPOTRON
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph5OW9p-GHM

To me it sounds more like a porn novel for farmers that old Uncle Joe picked up at the local seed, feed, and tractor supply store.     They keep 'em under the counter next to the all color beefcake magazines.

 

A little something to start your otherwise mundane Thursday morning off with a smile.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f73/17/16/29/12/karma_10.jpg

Swiped this from a posting that Spring made. It just had to be here as well.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f73/17/16/29/12/dick_o10.jpg

Well folks, that's enough internet for me today.

Japanese learning English. In Japanese, the phrase literally said "I (need to) do big toilet (action)".

Catchy tune - 1½ minutes. Do try to contain yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

No words needed.  

This 6 minute YouTube video has more funny content than anything on cable for the last 10 years. Takes your wokeness to a whole new level. Sad thing is, I live around people who really think like this.

Lord God in heaven  my bandanna slipped down below my nose today while checking out at Costco. I thought the checker was going to have a stroke over it. I think he peed himself a little.

Bandana - got that!  I don't wear masks & never did.

Typical day in California.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggn0L4AtuRQ

It also says in the Bible that Mary rode Joseph's Ass all the way to Egypt.......probably for NOT making her Coffee, or something like that !!!!

      Hilarious!!!

My doctor told me switching from coffee in the morning to orange juice makes me feel better because of the vitamins and sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.







Jimmy is in the Irish church in confession with the priest . The priest says "What to you have to confess this week my son" ? "Well father I have to admit that I've been with a girl with very loose morals and we've had wild sex and enjoyed it " ! "What was this girl's name ? Was it Patty O'Malley" ? "I'm sorry father but I can't say" . "Was it Molly O'Rourke" ? "My lips are sealed" . "Was it Sharon O'Flannigan" ? " I can't tell you father" . " Was it Ellen Murphy" ? "I really Can't say". "Was it Margret O'Hara" ? "Father I Must protect her honor so I absolutely Can't reveal her identity" ! "Well alright Jimmy , I have to admire that you are being a gentleman by protecting this girl but you've still sinned so I am going to have to order you to say 20 hail mary's and you can't serve as an alter boy or enter the church for the next six months ! Is that understood" ? "Yes father , thank you" . Jimmy goes back and sits down in the pew next to his friend Tommy . "What did he give you" ? Tommy asks . "a six month vacation and five good new leads" !!!!

Hat tip to Dove for the Kermit graphic.

Wearing a mask while alone in your car - or really while alone anywhere kinda makes me think of something a little bit different and more graphic though . . .



Let's just call it what it really is . . .

    !!! MASK-ERBATION !!! 

This 3 minute video really made me laugh this morning. Backstory why is - I make cornbread a lot - in a cast iron skillet - the old fashion way. The sad part is - I'm tempted to try these.   Oh, and by the way, I already drink unsweetened tea. You'll understand after you've seen the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYWiXnmI1go
 

Corn bread guy was great!

So, is this where the term 'basket case' came from?

Many bars in Istanbul offered to take drunks home in a basket, this photo from the 1960s shows that it wasn't so easy

Southerners in the SPRING (bugs, pollen, and more bugs) - 3½ minutes - yes I laughed at creek crack. We don't get that in San Diego.


Just wait till the cicadas wake up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ms1gDaZXg

Take it out for a spin - about one minute - let 'em eat cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dpLusucxog

Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit - explanation of cartoon for anyone under around 45 - 50ish.

Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.

Boudreaux said, "I'm a'gonna do dat when I win da lottery!"

"What's dat?" asks Thibodeaux.

"Send da lawn off to be mowed."

Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt has burger cookout in front of PETA billboard. You show 'em Gov. Short 38 sec video & story at the link. Notice - no masks.
 
https://www.koco.com/article/gov-stitt-plans-cookout-near-peta-billboard-that-criticizes-him-for-declaring-meat-week-in-march/36408100

After I realized I posted this in the wrong category,  I moved it immediately to here. I hope ya'll get a little smile out of it now.  I'm really sorry for that intrusion on the serious forum pages.





The first day I saw them there were only 3 next day 7 !!  One was weak and evidently had just hatched (wet) and was just laying there so I thought it was gone. I picked it up and it managed a peep. It was cold though so I gathered it in my hands and gently blew on it with my  mouth wide open and  cuddled it in my hands- brought it in the house and onto the cat heating pad, and clean towel .  ( minus cat)  Got it warm and it started waking up managed with Sis's help to get a mealworm down the hatch. It perked up and that afternoon took it to its mama - Now can't tell the difference.    I do have one that is "sprattle" legged but getting better. It was left behind that morning too - also weak_ so I brought it in with the cold one and  its walking better... too but  will probably be a juju baby pet  if it keeps growing.[/size]
  I put Big Daddy on the other side of the secure cotton trailer and he is separate from them by a hardware cloth door. Was concerned that he might be aggressive  or whop them with that massive tail. 
 https://youtu.be/B38RXD5rzGY