On the lighter side~

re the flashing screen.  You could shut off the monitor without affecting anything else.

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

A few days later he received this letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie

At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie

Sooooo, Putin cucked Obama in a public setting. Interesting indeed. I really should be ashamed of myself for laughing out loud when I saw this.

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab603022f02a54717d63db2b2a1f4705af0e3b98d178aca89629e4ca95333420.jpg?w=800&h=447

Huckleberry
@ShotgunHolliday

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Aug 10
Walking thru a grocery store today, we weren't wearing masks (my wife and I) and I hear from behind us "Hello fellow Republicans!" An older guy (50s-60s) walked up from behind us "all this bullshit ends on November 4th. Remember that!" He also wasn't wearing a mask.

I wish this was longer! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9DM3St0vA

This one's cute (haven't seen the end yet)



AND THE SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
So cool !  Doesn't get old or go out of style.

Thanks Dove !! I remember this (Take on me)   !!

bordercollie wrote:

Thanks Dove !! I remember this (Take on me)   !!

I remember that as well. Felt like I took a ride back in the time machine. Have another one of my favorites from around the same era.

Remember when this CGI was state of the art? Those were heady days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag

The new, instant colon cleanse.
 
https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20200818/gifs_07.gif

Two minutes of pure 'make a liberals head explode' fun. The "Wuhan Health Organization" T-shirt cracked me up big time. Watch for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-qqmlXlzQ

Electric porn anyone?

https://i.postimg.cc/PfgMKRDb/B8-EAC46-A-AD01-4-F2-D-B85-A-0-A1038-B75895.jpg

This is for fun:  http://spellingsociety.org/uploaded_misc/poems-chaos-misc.pdf

Much too long to cc.  Best to tackle it out loud.  It is a compilation of incongruities in spelling and pronunciation.  I thought it was fun.. And there's a video if you'd prefer to hear it, but give it a go.

Weed from heaven. Far out man!
 

 
Cannabis fell from the sky over Israel, after a drone released hundreds of bags of the drug over central Tel Aviv on Thursday. 
 
https://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-bags-cannabis-fell-sky-154651409.html
 
Video of the ‘MANNA-bis from heaven' drop and the mad scurry by all to score some free weed is below.    Real fun to watch.
 
https://twitter.com/ItayBlumental/status/1301484011366297601

After weird packages of free China seeds?  Sure, you bet...you first.  LOL.

Haha, I agree with Dove.  There's something going on.. 

oh yea..exhale ... Peace man  ..

Thank you, Dovie-doo. I was editing the above post when you liked so don't miss the "good boy" edit I added. Such a good doggie.

Oh yeah!  Give that dog a bone.  AND, I was adding another Ricky Rebel.

I love Ray Stevens. My first encounter with this great man and his wonderful songs was back in the late 1960's and a little 45 RPM record called Gitarzan. I still have that record.

https://youtu.be/qtjceaknzHQ





GITARZAN . . . . just in case you need a really silly fix.

https://youtu.be/N6B4Tj5OxVo

Haha.. I well remember him well .   "The Streak" too " Lookie there lookie there".. "Look out Ethel ! but it was too late she'd done been mooned "  He brought many smiles to me over the years.

Just for you, Bordercollie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

Thanks Researcher !

Can I get this on a t-shirt?

This probably belongs in Fun With Twitter but I can't resist putting it here.

https://twitter.com/bocajode/status/1310008009108717569/photo/1

In the spirit of fairness to the left, here's the next Trump supreme court nomination. This one is just too juicy to pass up!

KARMA, you evil bitch!  

2 minutes 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxGC_VM6yE

Need a little something to make you smile? Here’s something to lift your spirits.
 
This is 2¼ minutes of pure fun. If you like watching ducks doing what ducks do best, eating, and doing other duck-like things, then you’ll love this short video. I wish it was longer. I’m amazed how they are herded up ramps, follow the leader style, and into the waiting trucks to be moved from farm to farm. American farmers could take a lesson from this method of pest control and just imagine how much rich chemical free “fertilizer” the ducks leave behind.
 

Show Notes wrote:

Drone footage, capturing the spectacle that resembles naturally-occurring animal migration, shows the birds zig-zagging across the fields as they headed towards the nutrient-rich rice paddies. This way of raising ducks in rice-growing areas has long been a tradition in the area and other parts of the region. Thais call it "ped lai thoong", which means "field chasing ducks".

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw4c5RhRYMY
 
 

Also putting this in the ColonelZ impact thread.   Can't have anyone missing out now can we?

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Life on Earth after Massive Comet impact - FULL Film Documentary
 
94 minutes of Earth shattering, nail biting, brain death -DOOM PORN- in high definition video for when you have nothing better to do than grabbing your backside and kissing it goodbye. Grab some popcorn and settle in.
 
Or you might prefer some crackers to go with all the cheese in this movie. It’s pure “it ain't easy being cheesy” fun escapism.
 

Show Notes wrote:

920,270 views Apr 28, 2020
 
Documentary showing the consequences of meteorite impact in modern days. What may happen if a meteorite the same size as the one that killed the dinosaurs, would collide again with Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyMkD6pUWlg

We love our dogs here on the forum don’t we? I still miss my two Italian Greyhounds and the house still seems strange without them around day and night and under foot. I’m enjoying this History Channel Modern Marvels video with dinner tonight. I just couldn’t resist pawsing  it for a moment and popping over here to share it with y’all.
 
EDIT: Bordercollie alert at 18 minutes. Remarkable dogs.

Length: ~45 minutes
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjnRSutr6E
 

Thanks Researcher!  My bordercollie named Dixie  is  a great helper with the cattle here on the farm. Her sister Willie is awesome too. Never trained professionally but just by us.  Naturally- she does the zigzag to move the cattle- She will stare at them for hours and hours  awaiting a command and knows hand signals  as well as the vocal  commands  .    will be my always  buddy .. now asleep at my feet.

edit to say that she is my protector as well. If I say " protect" she bars the teeth and will go defensive.  Love my puppy for sure. "awww Dix here's a  scratch for you!" (she is also infatuated with our peacocks and if I say that word  her eyes meet mine to see if she can go check on them and poof ! she's off.
,.

DOG.  Definitely a man's best friend: ?

https://twitter.com/PiamentaShimon/status/1317912286997209088

It's just a scratch, it’ll buff out. 
 
90 seconds of can opener carnage.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcqfa_uj2hA
 

More trains . . . 47 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_mcw7dRjw

Did you see the vid on the semi.  WOW.  Tricked out!
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So, this is a follow up, a reaction, to the woman (looney left) who flipped out. We have it here, but
you can see her again...with appropriate reaction:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1318085497080590337

Biden's cognitive abilities must be improving. They added a second corn stalk to make it more confusing.

The Muzzies are all frothed up into a lather over a new cartoon by Charlie Hebdo. I’ll link to the twitter of it below but I won’t give you a screen shot. This cartoon is pretty mild and we’ve all seen worse however with so much happening (Hunter Biden) this is just a tad suggestive. OK, it’s A LOT suggestive. Anyway, I don’t wanna turn this place into pornhub-lite. But go have a peek. Anything that upsets the muzzies deserves to be seen and appreciated.
 
https://twitter.com/Charlie_Hebdo_/status/1321134572105572352
 
You can read what all the fuss is about at the yahoo link below.
 
https://news.yahoo.com/charlie-hebdo-whose-cartoons-sparked-104953258.html
 

Yahoo wrote:

The cartoon depicts Erdogan sitting in a T-shirt and underwear, drinking a beer, and lifting up a woman's hijab to expose her bare backside.
 
Drinking alcohol is considered haram, or forbidden, by most Muslims, and Erdogan has long condemned it.
 
"Ouuuh! The Prophet!" the speech bubble from Erdogan's mouth said, suggesting Erdogan was only pretending to be a staunch defender of Islam.
 
[See link for more fun] 

Q. Party affiliation?
A. Democrat.
 
Off to the races!
 

via GIPHY

Yup, you may have seen this on another post (to make a very pointed statement) but I don't want it to get lost in the shuffle. Besides, it really belongs here more anyway.

The synchronicity lives large in him.