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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Jul 08, 2020 11:42 am
re the flashing screen. You could shut off the monitor without affecting anything else.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:08 pm
An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son:
Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:53 pm
Sooooo, Putin cucked Obama in a public setting. Interesting indeed. I really should be ashamed of myself for laughing out loud when I saw this.
BUT I'M NOT!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:26 am
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:09 am
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· Aug 10 Walking thru a grocery store today, we weren't wearing masks (my wife and I) and I hear from behind us "Hello fellow Republicans!" An older guy (50s-60s) walked up from behind us "all this bullshit ends on November 4th. Remember that!" He also wasn't wearing a mask.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:08 pm
I wish this was longer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9DM3St0vA
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:21 pm
This one's cute (haven't seen the end yet)
AND THE SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 So cool ! Doesn't get old or go out of style.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:31 pm
Thanks Dove !! I remember this (Take on me) !!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:55 pm
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Thanks Dove !! I remember this (Take on me) !!
I remember that as well. Felt like I took a ride back in the time machine. Have another one of my favorites from around the same era.
Remember when this CGI was state of the art? Those were heady days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:06 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Aug 24, 2020 12:49 pm
The new, instant colon cleanse.
https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20200818/gifs_07.gif
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:22 pm
Two minutes of pure 'make a liberals head explode' fun. The "Wuhan Health Organization" T-shirt cracked me up big time. Watch for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-qqmlXlzQ
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:54 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:35 pm
This is for fun: http://spellingsociety.org/uploaded_misc/poems-chaos-misc.pdf
Much too long to cc. Best to tackle it out loud. It is a compilation of incongruities in spelling and pronunciation. I thought it was fun.. And there's a video if you'd prefer to hear it, but give it a go.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 05, 2020 2:28 pm
Weed from heaven. Far out man!
Cannabis fell from the sky over Israel, after a drone released hundreds of bags of the drug over central Tel Aviv on Thursday.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 05, 2020 3:07 pm
After weird packages of free China seeds? Sure, you bet...you first. LOL.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 05, 2020 3:46 pm
Haha, I agree with Dove. There's something going on..
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 05, 2020 3:49 pm
oh yea..exhale ... Peace man ..
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:32 pm
GOOD BOY! You're a very good boy.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:41 pm
Thank you, Dovie-doo. I was editing the above post when you liked so don't miss the "good boy" edit I added. Such a good doggie.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:53 pm
Oh yeah! Give that dog a bone. AND, I was adding another Ricky Rebel.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:12 am
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:44 am
I love Ray Stevens. My first encounter with this great man and his wonderful songs was back in the late 1960's and a little 45 RPM record called Gitarzan. I still have that record.
https://youtu.be/qtjceaknzHQ
GITARZAN . . . . just in case you need a really silly fix.
https://youtu.be/N6B4Tj5OxVo
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:09 pm
Haha.. I well remember him well . "The Streak" too " Lookie there lookie there".. "Look out Ethel ! but it was too late she'd done been mooned " He brought many smiles to me over the years.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:26 pm
Just for you, Bordercollie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:23 pm
Thanks Researcher !
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Sep 24, 2020 1:18 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:36 pm
Can I get this on a t-shirt?
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:54 pm
This probably belongs in Fun With Twitter but I can't resist putting it here.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:33 pm
In the spirit of fairness to the left, here's the next Trump supreme court nomination. This one is just too juicy to pass up!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Oct 01, 2020 5:05 pm
KARMA, you evil bitch!
2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxGC_VM6yE
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:31 pm
Need a little something to make you smile? Here’s something to lift your spirits.
This is 2¼ minutes of pure fun. If you like watching ducks doing what ducks do best, eating, and doing other duck-like things, then you’ll love this short video. I wish it was longer. I’m amazed how they are herded up ramps, follow the leader style, and into the waiting trucks to be moved from farm to farm. American farmers could take a lesson from this method of pest control and just imagine how much rich chemical free “fertilizer” the ducks leave behind.
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Drone footage, capturing the spectacle that resembles naturally-occurring animal migration, shows the birds zig-zagging across the fields as they headed towards the nutrient-rich rice paddies. This way of raising ducks in rice-growing areas has long been a tradition in the area and other parts of the region. Thais call it "ped lai thoong", which means "field chasing ducks".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw4c5RhRYMY
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:52 pm
Also putting this in the ColonelZ impact thread. Can't have anyone missing out now can we?
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Life on Earth after Massive Comet impact - FULL Film Documentary
94 minutes of Earth shattering, nail biting, brain death -DOOM PORN- in high definition video for when you have nothing better to do than grabbing your backside and kissing it goodbye. Grab some popcorn and settle in.
Or you might prefer some crackers to go with all the cheese in this movie. It’s pure “it ain't easy being cheesy” fun escapism.
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920,270 views Apr 28, 2020
Documentary showing the consequences of meteorite impact in modern days. What may happen if a meteorite the same size as the one that killed the dinosaurs, would collide again with Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyMkD6pUWlg
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Oct 07, 2020 6:05 pm
We love our dogs here on the forum don’t we? I still miss my two Italian Greyhounds and the house still seems strange without them around day and night and under foot. I’m enjoying this History Channel Modern Marvels video with dinner tonight. I just couldn’t resist pawsing it for a moment and popping over here to share it with y’all.
EDIT: Bordercollie alert at 18 minutes. Remarkable dogs.
Length: ~45 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjnRSutr6E
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Oct 07, 2020 9:44 pm
Thanks Researcher! My bordercollie named Dixie is a great helper with the cattle here on the farm. Her sister Willie is awesome too. Never trained professionally but just by us. Naturally- she does the zigzag to move the cattle- She will stare at them for hours and hours awaiting a command and knows hand signals as well as the vocal commands . will be my always buddy .. now asleep at my feet.
edit to say that she is my protector as well. If I say " protect" she bars the teeth and will go defensive. Love my puppy for sure. "awww Dix here's a scratch for you!" (she is also infatuated with our peacocks and if I say that word her eyes meet mine to see if she can go check on them and poof ! she's off. ,.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:26 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:21 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:19 pm
It's just a scratch, it’ll buff out.
90 seconds of can opener carnage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcqfa_uj2hA
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:28 pm
More trains . . . 47 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_mcw7dRjw
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:51 pm
Did you see the vid on the semi. WOW. Tricked out! -------------------- So, this is a follow up, a reaction, to the woman (looney left) who flipped out. We have it here, but you can see her again...with appropriate reaction:
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:58 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:21 pm
Biden's cognitive abilities must be improving. They added a second corn stalk to make it more confusing.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:14 pm
The Muzzies are all frothed up into a lather over a new cartoon by Charlie Hebdo. I’ll link to the twitter of it below but I won’t give you a screen shot. This cartoon is pretty mild and we’ve all seen worse however with so much happening (Hunter Biden) this is just a tad suggestive. OK, it’s A LOT suggestive. Anyway, I don’t wanna turn this place into pornhub-lite. But go have a peek. Anything that upsets the muzzies deserves to be seen and appreciated.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Nov 07, 2020 2:10 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Nov 12, 2020 5:53 pm
Yup, you may have seen this on another post (to make a very pointed statement) but I don't want it to get lost in the shuffle. Besides, it really belongs here more anyway.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:41 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:13 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Nov 22, 2020 2:40 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:11 pm
The synchronicity lives large in him.
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