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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:14 pm
And in other news..... A man in (pick a state) followed a young girl into the bathroom saying that he "self identified" as a woman. The mans teeth were knocked out by the girls FATHER saying that he "self identified" as the TOOTH FAIRY!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:17 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:33 pm
Excellent !
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:57 am
Ewwwwwww! Can I un-see that?
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:08 pm
Q: Why did the pig cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off. Q: Why did the calf cross the road? A: To get to the udder side. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef. Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter; it won't come anyway.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:10 pm
HA! Good one's.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:21 pm
Dove wrote:
HA! Good one's.
I agree, and clean ones at that. Now for something a little "grittier" below.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:29 pm
#2 !! He must cause accidents! LOL! What a riot.
I'd hire him. He earned it.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:02 pm
The Story of Q
When this is over and the books are written and the movies are made . . .
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:42 am
HEY!!! THAT'S NOT NEIGHBORLY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGkSzswnKGY
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:31 pm
Struck my funny-bone bigly.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:54 pm
HAAA~RIGHT OUT LOUD! FUNNNNNY!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:55 am
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:08 am
big smile too
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:32 am
bordercollie wrote:
big smile too
Marked down from $4 to $2 . . . that's gotta hurt!
Hey Hill-dog, I'll tell you what happened . . .
WE HAPPENED!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:13 pm
Next stop? The Dollar Store. Then Venezuela for t.p. stand in.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:14 pm
Looking for a smile on a sad day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXIa8ivFEc
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:54 pm
DOES FINDING THIS FUNNY MEAN I'M INSENSITIVE?
AN IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHA~
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:57 pm
Contd: because I can...heheh.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:35 pm
MEEE TOO! Because I can too.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:26 pm
I thought they were a hoot ! hahahaa. Thanks for the good laugh !
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:22 am
another accuser comes forward against kavanaugh
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:19 pm
This is dedicated to all who have ever suffered through a boring safety lecture at the workplace. Nobody does safety like Herr Klaus. NOBODY! One of my all time favorites before I retired. I shared this with everyone at work before I left. German with English subtitles, but you don't need the subtitles to get the message. Not for children nor during meals.
ENJOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:07 pm
bout as light as I can get for the lighter side jez jokin
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:49 pm
researcher wrote:
This is dedicated to all who have ever suffered through a boring safety lecture at the workplace. Nobody does safety like Herr Klaus. NOBODY! One of my all time favorites before I retired. I shared this with everyone at work before I left. German with English subtitles, but you don't need the subtitles to get the message. Not for children nor during meals.
ENJOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
Researcher, did you post this of your own accord or did someone suggest it?
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:01 am
Mine all mine. Did you read my description? I've had this video for many years. Even way before joining this forum.
I'd stay far away from Herr Klaus if I were you, Jem.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:58 pm
Thanks Researcher! i'm a little slow sometimes.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:18 am
An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:01 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:21 pm
Best 47 seconds on the internet! Nothing has changed since 1940.
https://youtu.be/I5PInhXkfvs
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:52 pm
Excellent! LOL. We need to spread it~
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:39 am
The Elizabeth Warren theme song . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN2FGuYgtlY
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:33 pm
Must resist buying a pallet of these for all my California NPC's.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:44 pm
I'll go in half with ya
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:30 am
One Sunday morning, a wife went in to wake her sleeping husband and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.”
“Why not?” she asked.
I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “ (1), I don’t feel like they like me, and
(2), I’m starting to not like them.”
The wife replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church:
(1) The Lord commanded we not forsake the assembling of ourselves together, and
(2) you’re the pastor!”
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:30 pm
Screams in Spanish . . . . . . . . for some reason that one line made me laugh my @$$ off. 2 minutes of pure fun.
ENJOY THE SHOW
https://youtu.be/HSK3WvIPtBs
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:41 am
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:05 pm
POTUS HAS BEEN TWEETING FOR A LONG TIME:
Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump
When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird. 8:34 AM - 12 Mar 2012
(wonder what that misspelling meant)
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And NOT from POTUS:
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:02 pm
Donald J. Trump wrote:
When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.
When Michelle Obama was 18 she was Michael.
For the record: though not in Kenya, Soweto is a city in South Africa. Still . . . . it's AFRICA! Maybe that was Trumps' point. Trolling is fun.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:34 am
Correction:
When Michelle Obama was 18 she "it" was Michael.
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:59 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:31 pm
Q's gone dark~~~heehee
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:58 pm
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:03 am
EVIL VILE WOMAN!!! The stuff of nightmares!
I ran across this on shango066's channel, a channel I frequent often. The original is the first video, but wait, there's more. Watch what shango does with it in the bottom video for a 4th of July special treatment. I love watching shango's channel. Lots of cool repair videos. Wish this dude was my next door neighbor.
Video's are only 2-3 minutes long each.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
And the shango treatment. I don't think shango likes her very much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNRXkFUXT_I
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:10 pm
This is what happens when you reply to spam email.
Has 37,112,618 views on YouTube and is worth wasting 10 minutes on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:29 pm
No explanation needed
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:38 am
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:19 am
I know it sounds completely reasonable to you guys~Good IDEA!
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:36 am
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Subject: Re: On the lighter side~ Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:45 pm
Just call it the Obama toaster. You had one job - ONE JOB!!!